Merry Christmas from the Dogmeister

I have decided sister Pgy needs to come live with us. She plays good games of Pluto with us. And she cuddles me on the couch for hours, which I really like. She can stay in our dog bed too, if she wants – I like her that much!

I had a good Christmas, even though it is really really rainy out. I had scrambled eggs for breakfast, then bacon sandwich treats, then played Guaro game all by myself. Guaro is my new Christmas friend – he squeaks and daddy says not to pull his head off.

I think I will cuddle in front of the fire the rest of the day because it is yukky out.

Have a good Christmas, Fan Club!

Sister Pgy

My sister Pgy does not live with us. I don’t know why. Maybe she does not like us as much as she likes her friends in England. Maybe she hates Fitz – I do sometimes!

She is visiting us this week, which is really fun. She does not like the good games like Run and Jump but we do play Bite with her sometimes. Fitz bit her on the bum this morning. It was really funny because she screamed.

I think she brought me lots of presents. That is only normal and right because I am the Dogmeister, after all!

Rainrainrainrainrainrainrainrain. And rain.

I hate rain because I get wet. That makes me really cranky. I think I will be cranky all day, in fact.

Fitz is a chicken because he would not go out of the house this morning and be clean dog. He will get in trouble over this sooner or later, I am sure.

Daddy went outside to play some Run and Jump in the rain, which I thought was odd. But he would not take me outside to play with him, so I was glad he got all wet and cold. Serves him right.

Sister Pgy arrives tomorrow. I like her, but she can be annoying when she won’t play Run and Jump with me. And she takes up cuddle space on the couch. Maybe this year she will lay in front of the fire with Fitz and I can have the whole cuddle space.

Daddy’s ill

I hate it when daddy is ill. He should not really get ill – I get ill when I eat chicken dung or too much grass. I wonder if daddy is ill from eating chicken dung, too? He says not, but then he would say that, wouldn’t he?

Other dogs

I like Fitz most of the time, even though he is my brother. I like other dogs too, but I cannot figure out why they don’t always like me!

Take today. Manuel Bees was driving along the track, and his dog was running by the car. So when I saw them, I raced over to have a play. The other dog was extremely wussy though, and would not play, not even with the puppy Fitz.

I can’t figure that out.

I hate rain

Well, I don’t really. But when it rains mummy doesn’t want Fitz and me to go outside and play our games. I don’t know why.

It would be better if daddy would buy us Extreme Squall jackets and Barking Boots. Then he could put them on us before we went outside, and then mummy wouldn’t have to wipe our paws when we came inside. I really hate it when she does that.

How annoying

My brother was sick this morning, like I said before. So I ate all his  yummo breakfast.

He didn’t play with me all day, though, which really made me cranky. He just wanted to lay around in the sun, eat grass and vomit. Not fun.

Also, he felt better tonight, so ate all his dinner. I really hate that.

It’s Saturday!

It is Saturday today and I’m sure we will find something different and exciting to do. Daddy has said we can play some Run and Jump today, and I just know that we will be doing something fun. I wonder what it will be?

Fitz is not feeling very well today. He did not eat his breakfast. We had ham and chickie and potatoes on our breakfast kibble, and then daddy gave us some eggy toast and bacon. It was a good breakfast, so I was really glad Fitz didn’t want any.

Too tired even to bark

Sorry, not too tired to bark, meant blog, not bark. Laters, taters, Fan Club!

Cranky daddy

I like my daddy but he can be the crankiest daddy in the world sometimes. Like today.

Just because there was some wind. Just because it was hilly. Just because it was rocky. He cranked at me a lot and said bad words sometimes.

I don’t know why, because I didn’t do anything wrong.