I know I seem obsessed with dung lately, Fan Club, but it is not my fault, honest.
Our neighbour loves dung. He brings it to his farm all the time, then he spreads it everywhere. I don’t know why he does this, because his trees don’t seem to get any bigger. So maybe he just likes dung as much as I do.
Anyhoo, the boys on the mountain and me like to snaffle a quick snack now and then. Then daddy yells at me. So what? I forgot daddy hates dung! But he’ll get over it, and in the meantime….

