Yes, Fan Club, it’s almost Christmas! I don’t get the whole present and decorations thing. Mummy and Daddy always give something to my brother Fitz and me, but because I don’t get it, I don’t buy one back. For anyone.
I do like Christmas for one reason, though. It’s the time of year when my parents finally buy something decent to eat, and they share it with me. (unfortunately they share it with my brother Fitz, too, but that’s another story)
So I saw loads of cheese and special food come through the door last night, and you’d better believe that I will get my share.
Or else Santa gets it!
This looks like food to me!
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December 26th, 2011 at 7:23 am
Hi Milo,
I hope that you had a good day yesterday and lots of food.
Would you believe it, I was given turkey giblets. I ask you, who would want that when there are sausages in the house. Luckily, there were lots of sausages left over for me, so rather than let me starve, my mum gave me some.
Today we are off to the beach and I hear we are taking turkey sandwiches with us. I like Christmas!
Happy New Year to you and Fitz,
Your friend Ben
December 26th, 2011 at 12:13 pm
hello Ben, glad you had a nice day, you are very lucky that you do not have a little brother that you have to share the food and toys with! My brother Fitz is a real pain in the bum, you are lucky to be an only dog!