OK, so it’s a bit late to be humbug-ish, but I thought I’d say it anyway. Most people get to have a really good time over Christmas. They eat loads, they cuddle their Dogmeisters.
But not my parents! They have been very cruel. They have left me in the dog run with my hippo bum brother Fitz, and they have not fed me any special food. At all. (OK, I had a few treats, but I’m sure they promised me steak every day!)
And today? Even worse. They made me feel crummy this morning, so I threw up. And my brother Fitz had my breakfast and his breakfast, which is sooooo unfair!
I am definitely hoping that next year is better for The Dog.
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January 1st, 2012 at 1:28 pm
Happy new year big guy
Bubba
January 1st, 2012 at 2:20 pm
Bubba, my old friend, how are you? Great to hear from you, see if you can talk those parents of yours into a trip to Spain! Run and Jump is the game of choice for us boxer dogs!