Breaking news, Fan Club. Yes, that’s right – goat dung makes me vomit! Well, so does chicken dung, to be honest, although mule dung seems to agree with me.
How do I know this? Well, it takes extensive experimentation. Luckily for me, my minions that live in the house below ours always spread dung under their trees, so there is plenty of experimental fodder (har har. geddit?) All of us dogs who live on my mountain like it that he leaves snacks out for us, although it seems to make my mummy and daddy cross.
It also makes them cross when I vomit on the stairs in the middle of the night. Parents can be so odd.
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